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be in way over his head here. jim? >> this is the ultimate result of a feckless foreign policy where nobody believes in america's strength anymore. >> there's no question there's a perception of american indecisiveness and weakness. >> we look like an impotent vacillating country. >> every time i president goes on national television and threatens putin or anyone like putin, everybody's eyes roll, including mine. we have a weak and indecisive president that invites aggression. >> that old lady is right. ( laughter ) obama-- obama needs to immediately do something manly. maybe a one-armed push-up or carve a canoe or invade a foreign country. how about iraq? third time's a charm! ( applause ) because right now the president of the united states is getting outplayed. look at what he wore saturday during a tense 90-minute phone call with vladimir putin. no tie. jeans with a jeans shirt. what is this casual doomsday? meanwhile on the other end you know putin shirtless stroking a tiger looking into his infinity mirror. ( laughter ) ( applause ) so i say the disaster, instead of putting boots on t
: welcome to "the daily show". [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight jim demint a former senator from south carolina who left the senate to join a think thank because -- think tank because even just thinking around thinking in a tank -- [laughter] -- is more satisfied than being a united states senator. that's how bad it's gotten in the senate. not -- i will say this though, not that the senate is doing nothing. they did recently, i believe, pass the farm bill. >> the new farm bill president obama signed into law yesterday cuts $8.6 billion from food stamps during the next decades. >> >> jon: good. i think it's wasteel. who collects food stamps. the elvis' fat and skinny. you have your develop streeta zinni liberty bell. there no matter how valuable they may be they are just going to be bad -- oh, really food stamps are a form of assistance that allows those who are hungry to be less so. why would you cut that? lobbying from big stam stomach pang. >> using food stamps to buy ipads or cigarettes. >> you hear stories about people on food stamps going to vegas d
. but remember those were man years. men age gracefully like robert redford or a nice leather wallet. >> jim, jim, why did you put up two leather wallets, i don't-- okay, now plus, plus it just goes to the question of trust worthiness. during the benghazi hearings, she kept changing her story. first she said she was 65. next year she's 66. where does it stop? so obviously the developing story and what's that-- okay, i'm being told that mrs. clinton is now even older than when i began this report two minutes ago. i know it's rude to talk about a woman's age. but that's not what i am doing. i am talking about people talking about other people talking about other people talking about a woman's age. (laughter) that's called journalism. when it comes to picking the leader of the free world you've got to ask the important questions like rush does. >> we put a picture of mrs. clinton up at rushlimbaugh.com. and we simply ask does america, do the american people want to observe the aging of this woman in office. yike its! >> stephen: that's how she looks today, imagine how she would look at 73. ooh. (che
attacked our speed skating team adding insult to injury and then adding [bleep] to both of those. jim? >> do you think that that was one of the reasons why the americans didn't do well, the suit. >> yeah, the suit was one of the reasons but not because it was bad, but because they believe it is bad. because the skating, you have to believe in yourself like american always do. american always believe that they're right, always believe that they're the best, yeah. that's not true. yeah, and you look at the rest of the world. they can stay inside, in your own country, you can make your own game, like american football, yeah. do it your own, and think you're the best of the world. but no way, when you play soccer, man, you're just not half, when you come every four years you come to olympic stadium and you want to fight the rest of the world, then you know your place. zero medals, zero mam, stay in your country, do your own sport. don't compete with the rest of the world. and don't ask the question, why you didn't win medals. because you didn't. >> stephen: actually, in fact, we did have
what's wrong here. jim, put the chart back up. the first year should read, "1990, not 2008. defense spending should be blue and entitleiments should be red. and steve doocy should not be on television. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers ) become line the pentagon will cut as many as 80,000 active duty troops, adding to an already terrible unemployment rate. thankfully, congress is taking a stand, and that brings us to tonight's word. ( cheers and applause ). jobsolete. nation, there are those out there who say the only thing america manufacturers any more are easy cheez and people who think they're allergic too gluten. ( laughter ) but, folks, they are wrong. we also make bombs. and good news, while the budget cuts jobs for soldiers, it spares most arms manufacturers which is why yesterday, shares of lockheed martin, northrop grumman, general dynamics, and raytheon all hit 52-week highs. finally, an answer to the question, "war, god god y'all. what is it good for ♪ ( applause ) creating jobs is what it is good for, folks. creating good jobs americans can count on no matter how ha
1-800-quit-now. [ jim ] mmmmm. so, hot. whoo! mmmmm. that is hot! [ male announcer ] made with real cheese and premium cuts of meat. [ ding! ] ♪ hot pockets! a short word that's a tall order. up your game. up the ante. and if you stumble, you get back up. up isn't easy, and we ought to know. we're in the business of up. everyday delta flies a quarter of million people while investing billions improving everything from booking to baggage claim. we're raising the bar on flying and tomorrow we will up it yet again. [ male announcer ] don't miss red lobster's lobsterfest! the year's largest selection of lobster entrees like lobster lover's dream or new dueling lobster tails with one crab-stuffed tail and one topped with shrimp. hurry in and sea food differently. >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. that's really very good. i'd like to try it just one more time and we'll call it a day. ♪ i met her on a monday and my heart stood still ♪ ♪ the do run >> stephen: tonight the winter limb picks in sochi have ended, although with nbc's tape delay, they're just beginn
. ♪ breakfast made the way i say it's our boldest flavor yet. subway. eat fresh. [ jim ] mmmmm. so, hot. whoo! mmmmm. that is hot! [ male announcer ] made with real cheese and premium cuts of meat. [ ding! ] ♪ hot pockets! a short word that's a tall order. up your game. up the ante. and if you stumble, you get back up. up isn't easy, and we ought to know. we're in the business of up. everyday delta flies a quarter of million people while investing billions improving everything from booking to baggage claim. we're raising the bar on flying and tomorrow we will up it yet again. >> thank you so much, welcome back. nation, if you check your calendars then you'll know that march is women's history month. and there is no greater example in how far women have come. the annual "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. swimsuit issue has long been a bastion of civil rights from the occasional black mod told that one girl who was under 5, 10. and this year they have achieved a new milestone. >> barby is posing for sports illustrate's 50th swimsuit issue. >> the magazine crafted a promo campaign around the
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